Do not let me boil any frogs here, they are jumping from the pot already, and we have this week’s TEN splendid examples of what’s what for my Earlies. Ready? Go!

Tech and Smart Home

Smart Door Lock with Facial Recognition
A high-tech lock that uses facial recognition and smartphone connectivity for key-free, carefree entry.

AI-Powered Security Camera System
An advanced home security system with AI capabilities for intelligent threat detection. If the threats are stupid, you might be on your own. They should write it: “intelligent detection of threats.”

Smart Mirror with Health Tracking
A mirror that displays vital health stats, weather, and calendar while you get ready. Be first to know when an atom bomb hits your neighborhood! No wait, that’s bomb cyclone.

Voice-Controlled Smart Shower System
A shower system that adjusts water temperature and pressure via voice commands. Soap in your eyes, damp darlings? Just yell your fave safe word and that steaming water will cool your jets.

Health and Wellness

DNA Testing Kit with Personalized Health Insights
A comprehensive DNA test offering detailed health and ancestry information. Steer clear of that abrasive uncle! You’ll say “We don’t know you” with authority.

Smart Sleep Optimization System
A device that tracks sleep patterns and adjusts room conditions for optimal rest.

AI-Powered Fitness Coach
A wearable device that provides real-time workout guidance and personalized fitness pants. Wait, that’s pants.

Personal Finance

AI Financial Advisor Device

A personal finance assistant that provides real-time investment advice and market analysis.